Ever wonder who can keep a secret and who spills the tea at the worst possible moment? This ranking evaluates the group's ability to stay quiet when it matters most. From Zach (Kyle) to the mysterious Pahokee Thigh Strangler, each member faces judgment on their discretion levels. Can Tim be trusted with sensitive information? Does Brazilian Joe know when to zip it? The lineup includes familiar faces like Sam, Omar, Joey, Mike, Elijah, and Matt—all assessed on their capacity for silence versus their tendency to run their mouths. Whether you're planning a surprise party or just need someone who won't broadcast your business, this ranking reveals who earns top marks for keeping things on the down-low.