Please dear gods someone help me why am I so bad at her
Created Jan 20, 2026
A personal skill ranking for the four playable characters in the roguelike deckbuilder Slay the Spire! This ranking honestly assesses the creator's proficiency with each character, from effortless victories to desperate struggles. The tiers range from characters they've completely mastered and can consistently pilot to victory, down to those they're still learning or finding particularly challenging. Some characters show promise despite current difficulties, while others remain frustratingly elusive to understand. It's a relatable glimpse into the learning curve of Slay the Spire's diverse roster, where each character demands unique strategies and playstyles. Whether you're a fellow Spire climber or curious about the game's difficulty, this ranking captures the authentic experience of mastering (or failing to master) each character's distinct mechanics.
