Welcome to the definitive ranking of the "smeggy stack"! We're diving deep into the hierarchy of Allan, Nathan, Michael, Harry, and Mathew. Is Enzo truly the king, or does Martin reign supreme? Discover where Charlie, Ruben, Oliver, Michal, Ben, Benjemin "Immigrant," and Jay fall in this crucial assessment. Prepare for a no-holds-barred evaluation that will settle all debates. See who truly embodies the "smeggy stack" spirit and who's just along for the ride. Get ready to agree, disagree, and maybe even shed a tear.