Welcome to the "SOULESS" tier list, a deep dive into the very essence of existence and… other things. We're ranking everything from the fundamental pillars of survival like clean drinking water and shelter, to the divine presence of Jesus, and the comforting embrace of peanut butter. But it's not all sacred; we're also exploring the ephemeral – grace, urgency, and the questionable use of "noob." Prepare for a wild ride through personal heroes like Hamzah and Tess, cultural touchstones like Timothée Chalamet, and the utterly baffling world of Shopkins. Where do plums and Smiggle fit in the grand cosmic scheme? Let's find out.