Ever wondered what your favorite Stranger Things characters would be up to in the digital age? This ranking explores the hilariously spot-on internet habits and pop culture preferences of Hawkins' finest. From Derrick's brain rot obsession to Max's relatable "I hate my boyfriend" video reposts, each character gets paired with their most fitting online personality. Watch as Dustin falls down the Skibidi Toilet rabbit hole, while Hopper struggles to understand "the clock app." Meanwhile, El and Will team up for Roblox horror games, Nancy vibes to Clairo, and Lucas perfects his your mom jokes. It's a perfect blend of 80s nostalgia meets Gen Z chaos, revealing which character would dominate (or embarrass themselves on) today's internet.