Straw Man Tier List
That's My Guy
Apple (brand) Hater
Board Game Guy
The D&D Guy
Good at Everything (doesn't bring it up)
Good In My Book
Will pirate anything and everything
Very Handy (normal tasks)
Very Handy (weird tasks)
Never Drinks
Debate Bro
Hawaiian Shirt Guy
Rural Redneck
Half Weeb
Gym Guy (normal)
Doesn't Cuss
Powerscaler
Guy who climbs (hobby)
Youtuber (real)
Spreads Fake News (Ragebaiting)
History Guy (normal)
Car guy (in a republican way)
Warhammer Guy
Has a blog
The Cinephile
Fishing Guy
Card Game Guy
Guitar Guy
Harmless
Would get canceled in day if they were famous
AAA Games Guy
Stuck in 2010 Guy
Zelda T-shit + Cargo Shorts
Wanna be DJ
Guy who thinks everything is spicy
Guy That's Always Broke
Honda Civic w/ Anime Stickers
Insane Hairline (refuses to just go bald)
Really nice, but no sense of humor
How is he not gay
Devil's Advocate
Straight guy with gay fashion sense
Always drinking a Monster
Really into Esports
Competitive Gamer (just take games very seriously)
Youtuber (just posts shit to his 3 subs)
Excited for their birthday (is 27)
Full Weeb
Chronically Online
Hasn't seen a doctor since he was born
Wears shirts for bands they don't know
Climbs (random things in public)
Never not joking
Sports Fan
Mobile Gamer
Call of Duty Guy
A little too pure
Makes his sexual preferences known
Watches Twitch more than anything else
Furry
Shorts in every weather
"Well actually" guy
Competitive Gamer (actually good)
Self-titled Intellectual
Conspiracy Theorist
4-chan user
Schrödinger's Racist
Guy with little cross earrings
Schrödinger's Homophobe
Gamer (Nintendo Only)
Health Nut
Cringe
Born in the wrong era
Thinks he worked for everything in his life
Makes everything a bet
Really into his heritage (4th generation American)
Cusses in every sentence
Leaves the top 3 buttons undone (shirt)
Whore (man)
Gym Guy (weird)
Pronounces things "the way the natives do"
Has never not worked retail
Tech Bro
Idea Guy
Very funny, but kind of a jerk
Music Snob
Thinks catcalling is a compliment
Always Drinking
Opinion never matches popular opinion
Astrology Guy
Get Away From Me
Always has the popular opinion
No concept of personal space
Guy that constantly hates on Astrology
A little too into Harry Potter
Food snob (can't cook)
Not listening, waiting to talk
Still mentally in high school (is 30)
Never stops complaining
Vegan (weird)
Defends the rich
Always Lying
Concert/Festival Guy
Has never had an original opinion
The Worst Guy You Know
Idk never met
Patagonia Peter
Early Tyler the Creator Fan
Fantasy Football Guy
Huge Flake
Redditor
Downloads porn to his computer/phone
Crossfit Guy
Messy hair and wears Vans (in his 20s)
Frat Guy (out of college)
Never wears shoes
Doesn't like any rap music (except Eminem)
Obviously lies about sex
Good at Everything (always brings it up)
Wears Rasta Stuff (is white)
"Dark Humor" in 2026
Weed Guy (only talks about being high)
Says "Females" unironically
"No Homo" guy in 2026
Crypto Guy (Gambler)
The Contrarian
Only watches The Office
Guy who pops off (negative)
Crypto Guy (unironic)
Guy Fieri
Messy hair and wears Vans (in his 50s)
10+ Years older than his partner
History Guy (weird)
Never wears a shirt
Modern Tyler the Creator Fan
Token ____ Guy
Instagram Tourist
Reads smut (gay)
Guy who hasn't realized he's a girl
Femboy
Guy who only watches Marvel movies
Surfer Guy
Skater Guy
Gay guy with straight fashion sense
Podcast Guy
Redneck (but lives in the city)
Weed Guy (always smoking)
Disney Adult
Makes up words
Classical Music Guy
Incel
Hot, but like talking to a wall
Mid/ugly but his partner is 10/10
Guy who pops off (positive)
Vegan (normal)
Can rap fast (is not white)
Apple (fruit) Hater
Car guy (in a liberal way)
Band Kid
Sneaker Head
Early Kanye Fan
Flannel Guy
Spreads Fake News (Accidental)
Tries to "one up" you guy
Finance Bro
Frat Guy (in college)
Food snob (can cook)
Always on a boat
Knows too much about a children's franchise
Relates to The Joker
Photographer (only for women)
Thinks adaptations are always worse
"Alpha Male"
Barefoot w/ Sandals
All Lives Matter (knows)
Elon Fanboy
Brings up "cancel culture" all the time
Always wears a baseball cap
Wants to be black (is white)
Quotes vine all the time
Guy who only wears sleeves shirts
Diehard Pokemon fan (is 30)
Pillow Princess
Reads smut (is straight)
Modern Kanye Fan
Sports jersey guy (doesn't wear them)
Guy into models (women)
Gay homophobe
Zelda Tattoo Guy
Metal Head
Guy who still calls them wifebeaters
Guy who orders the daily specials
All Lives Matter (doesn't know)
Loves Family Guy
Messy Car Guy
Craft beer guy
Guy who says "cheese" when taking a pic
Lingo Guy
Sports jersey guy (wears them)
Uber Eats target demographic
Guy into models (hobbies)
Hunting guy
Overly invested in their child's life
"I miss when ____ was good"
Guy who prefers Pepsi
Eagle Scout
Can rap fast (is white)
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