Straw Man Tier List
That's My Guy
Guy who hasn't realized he's a girl
Downloads porn to his computer/phone
Idea Guy
Will pirate anything and everything
Femboy
Excited for their birthday (is 27)
Guy Fieri
Really nice, but no sense of humor
Born in the wrong era
Fishing Guy
Guy who prefers Pepsi
Food snob (can cook)
All Lives Matter (doesn't know)
Band Kid
Good In My Book
Token ____ Guy
Very Handy (weird tasks)
Youtuber (just posts shit to his 3 subs)
Board Game Guy
Card Game Guy
Call of Duty Guy
Opinion never matches popular opinion
Conspiracy Theorist
Early Tyler the Creator Fan
Makes his sexual preferences known
Honda Civic w/ Anime Stickers
Flannel Guy
Skater Guy
Competitive Gamer (actually good)
Hawaiian Shirt Guy
Guy who pops off (positive)
Very Handy (normal tasks)
Classical Music Guy
Gym Guy (normal)
Mid/ugly but his partner is 10/10
Thinks adaptations are always worse
Guy into models (hobbies)
Guitar Guy
Lingo Guy
Guy who climbs (hobby)
Surfer Guy
Metal Head
Gay guy with straight fashion sense
Eagle Scout
Weed Guy (always smoking)
Harmless
Messy hair and wears Vans (in his 20s)
Reads smut (gay)
Full Weeb
Half Weeb
The D&D Guy
Fantasy Football Guy
Shorts in every weather
Crossfit Guy
Modern Tyler the Creator Fan
The Cinephile
Apple (brand) Hater
Still mentally in high school (is 30)
Leaves the top 3 buttons undone (shirt)
Never wears shoes
Incel
Disney Adult
Apple (fruit) Hater
Would get canceled in day if they were famous
Only watches The Office
Spreads Fake News (Accidental)
Really into Esports
Never Drinks
Can rap fast (is not white)
Zelda Tattoo Guy
Has never not worked retail
Has a blog
Makes up words
Vegan (normal)
History Guy (normal)
Pronounces things "the way the natives do"
Straight guy with gay fashion sense
Doesn't Cuss
Barefoot w/ Sandals
Insane Hairline (refuses to just go bald)
Messy hair and wears Vans (in his 50s)
Can rap fast (is white)
Concert/Festival Guy
Zelda T-shirt + Cargo Shorts
Rural Redneck
Wears shirts for bands they don't know
Sports Fan
Guy who orders the daily specials
Guy who only wears sleeves shirts
Sports jersey guy (wears them)
Guy That's Always Broke
Always on a boat
Watches Twitch more than anything else
Guy who says "cheese" when taking a pic
Always wears a baseball cap
Cringe
Whore (man)
Astrology Guy
Guy that constantly hates on Astrology
Stuck in 2010 Guy
Warhammer Guy
Powerscaler
Patagonia Peter
Youtuber (real)
Wanna be DJ
"Well actually" guy
Redditor
Food snob (can't cook)
Guy who thinks everything is spicy
AAA Games Guy
Competitive Gamer (just take games very seriously)
Music Snob
Obviously lies about sex
Cusses in every sentence
Tech Bro
Instagram Tourist
"No Homo" guy in 2026
Vegan (weird)
No concept of personal space
Debate Bro
Gym Guy (weird)
Photographer (only for women)
Guy into models (women)
Brings up "cancel culture" all the time
Always drinking a Monster
Good at Everything (doesn't bring it up)
How is he not gay
Always has the popular opinion
"I miss when ____ was good"
Gamer (Nintendo Only)
Hot, but like talking to a wall
Knows too much about a children's franchise
Redneck (but lives in the city)
Mobile Gamer
Sports jersey guy (doesn't wear them)
Diehard Pokemon fan (is 30)
Furry
Quotes vine all the time
Finance Bro
Health Nut
Sneaker Head
Climbs (random things in public)
Reads smut (is straight)
Uber Eats target demographic
Craft beer guy
Hunting guy
Chronically Online
Has never had an original opinion
Loves Family Guy
Overly invested in their child's life
Get Away From Me
Spreads Fake News (Ragebaiting)
Really into his heritage (4th generation American)
Always Drinking
Huge Flake
Makes everything a bet
Never not joking
All Lives Matter (knows)
Self-titled Intellectual
Wears Rasta Stuff (is white)
Weed Guy (only talks about being high)
Very funny, but kind of a jerk
Says "Females" unironically
Hasn't seen a doctor since he was born
Doesn't like any rap music (except Eminem)
"Alpha Male"
Wants to be black (is white)
Thinks catcalling is a compliment
Never wears a shirt
10+ Years older than his partner
History Guy (weird)
Guy who pops off (negative)
Crypto Guy (unironic)
Relates to The Joker
Frat Guy (in college)
Guy who still calls them wifebeaters
Messy Car Guy
Thinks he worked for everything in his life
Guy who only watches Marvel movies
A little too pure
Podcast Guy
Pillow Princess
The Worst Guy You Know
Not listening, waiting to talk
Car guy (in a republican way)
A little too into Harry Potter
Good at Everything (always brings it up)
"Dark Humor" in 2026
4-chan user
The Contrarian
Crypto Guy (Gambler)
Frat Guy (out of college)
Always Lying
Gay homophobe
Modern Kanye Fan
Elon Fanboy
Schrödinger's Racist
Schrödinger's Homophobe
Defends the rich
Tries to "one up" you guy
Early Kanye Fan
Never stops complaining
Guy with little cross earrings
Devil's Advocate
Who is this guy?
Car guy (in a liberal way)
Remixed fromStraw Man Tier List