Super Bowl ads are a spectacle, a high-stakes battle for attention where brands pull out all the stops. This list ranks this year's contenders, from the surprisingly poignant Dove girls and Mike Tyson's obesity ad to the downright bizarre, like creepy AI vodka robots and the never-ending quest for Toilet Hydration. Did Ryan Gosling's Hail Mary movie hit a touchdown? Did Uber Eats featuring Bradley Cooper deliver? And what about the return of wedding Bud Light with Post Malone? We're dissecting the hilarious, the heartwarming, and the utterly forgettable commercials that graced our screens, from nerds gummies dripping out to the simple brilliance of a lost puppy for Rocket Mortgage. Let's see who scored big and who fumbled.