Welcome to the Tekken 8 Slander Tier List! Where we settle the score on what truly grinds our gears in the latest installment of the King of the Iron Fist. From the infuriating "chronic down-players" to the sheer absurdity of "half-screen tracking," we're calling out every annoyance. Is it the "combo damage" that feels too high, or the "combo length" that goes on forever? Perhaps the "contingency nerf" that ruined your favorite character, or the "customization slop" that offers no real style? Even the phantom menace of "cheating" gets a mention. Prepare for some spicy takes about "this mfer coaching" and the legendary "timberland kbd." Let the slander begin!