Welcome to the Tekken 8 Slander Tier List! Here, we're diving deep into the aspects of Tekken 8 that make us groan, laugh, or outright question developer sanity. Is it the infuriating "half screen tracking" that catches you from impossible distances? Perhaps the "combo damage" that can steal a round in seconds? Or maybe the "customization slop" that leaves your character looking like a fashion disaster? We'll also be discussing the nuances of "contingency nerfs," the questionable effectiveness of "this mfer coaching," and the ever-present threat of "cheating." Prepare for a hilariously critical look at what makes Tekken 8 tick, for better or worse.