Welcome to the Tekken 8 Slander Tier List, where we lovingly roast the game's most divisive elements. From the infamous "half screen tracking" and the sheer absurdity of "combo length" to the questionable balance of "contingency nerfs," no aspect is safe. We're diving deep into the "slap a 50/50 on 'em" mentality, the "this mfer coaching" moments, and the often-maligned "customization slop." Prepare for a humorous, no-holds-barred ranking of what makes Tekken 8 players rage, cry, and occasionally, laugh. Let's get slandering!