Dive into the heart of Tekken 8's most egregious offenses and questionable design choices! This tier list is a roast of the community's biggest gripes, from the infuriating "half screen tracking" and the relentless "50/50s" to the perceived "contingency nerfs" and the sheer absurdity of "combo damage." We're calling out the "cheating," the "chronic down-players," and the "customization slop" that plague the game. Whether it's the infamous "timberland kbd" or the baffling state of "casual modes," prepare for a humorous, yet brutally honest, ranking of what truly makes Tekken 8 players cry (or laugh maniacally).