Template: They're a 10 but

hates everything that's popular

doesn't know the difference between their/there/they're

racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic

says "you look like you could ruin my life"

admits to wanting to do you unprompted

uses chat gpt for everything

texts you at 2am exclusively

doesn't wash hands

wears perfume/cologne that makes them smell like old people

texts you exclusively at "angel number" times

says "you showering without me"

follows mostly OF women

has a thing for feet

doesn't use a wash cloth

has a thing for armpits

lives with parents

reposts the alpha male quotes unironically

watches pick up artists

calls pigtails "handlebars"

makes gacha life comics

says pronouns are nor/mal

has an unattractive accent

dumb in an endearing way

is a steeler's fan

gets advice from dating coaches

laughs at r/anime memes

likes falling in reverse

makes "attack helicopter" jokes

sleeps with plushies

listens to life coaches

makes corny jokes

performs the wave at a baseball game

listens to anime openings unironically

collects figures

wears mismatched socks

they do lazy tiktok dances

wears poorly kept clothes