Ever wondered which letters of the alphabet would make the best stick? This quirky ranking evaluates letters E, Lg, H, J, L, and N based on their stick-like qualities. From the straight, simple elegance of certain letters to the curved complications of others, each character is judged on how well it resembles that most fundamental of objects: the humble stick. Does the vertical simplicity of I and L reign supreme? Or do the horizontal elements of E and H bring something special to the table? Whether you're a typography enthusiast, a design nerd, or just someone who appreciates absurdist humor, this ranking offers a fresh perspective on the letters we use every day.