“yeah i told him i was gonna be hanging out with a supermodel today”
A
“maybe you have…😏” (met your future husband)
“hold onto her man, hold onto her!”
B
“would we ever date? why not?”
C
miscellaneous comments alluding to you being “fine”
D
“are you asexual??”
“i think you do though” (want people to tell you that you have a nice butt)
F!!!
“you’re the most attractive disabled person i’ve ever seen”
Created Jan 27, 2026
A humorous ranking of spectacularly awkward and cringe-worthy pickup lines and flirtatious attempts that range from mildly questionable to absolutely jaw-dropping. From backhanded compliments like "you're the most attractive disabled person I've ever seen" to bizarre conversation starters involving supermodels and asexuality questions, this collection showcases the full spectrum of social miscalculations in romantic pursuits. Whether it's unsolicited commentary about physical appearance, passive-aggressive dating inquiries ("would we ever date? why not?"), or the kind of "compliments" that make you wonder if the person has ever actually talked to another human being before, each entry represents a masterclass in what NOT to say when trying to impress someone. A relatable catalog of secondhand embarrassment that we've all either witnessed or unfortunately experienced firsthand.
