Ever wondered where your friends fall on the "going out" spectrum? This tier list breaks down all the classic archetypes you'll encounter at any Thai drinking spot. From the "กินข้าวมาแล้ว" (already ate) who are just here for the vibes, to the "กุไม่เมา" (I'm not drunk) who are definitely lying, it covers every stage of the night. Will you be "เต๊าะพนักงาน" (flirting with staff), "อ้วกแตก" (vomiting), or aiming for "ได้อีก 10 กลม" (another 10 rounds)? Maybe you're the one who's "คิดถึงคนเก่า" (missing an ex) or the "การ์ดไล่แต่ไม่ยอมกลับ" (bouncer's kicking them out but they won't leave). Rank your drinking buddies and find your own place in this hilarious, relatable guide to a night out.