Prepare to rank the legends of the oily realm! This tier list dives deep into the world of "aceitosos," those figures who embody a certain... *slippery* charm. From the iconic Perjo Prime to the elusive Sneaky Manolo, we're scrutinizing the greats and the not-so-greats. Will Mauro Cabra reign supreme, or will Sr. Basura Al Q Le Pegan surprise us all? And where do Tinillo Prime and Ian THE REAL stand in this oily hierarchy? Let the judgment commence and find out who truly deserves the top spot in this celebration of the wonderfully greasy.