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Incidents to Die

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911
200DB
The big 2 nukes
Sucked into a Jet Engine
Chernobyl
Nuke
Tank
You try to rob a house and a 1 ton weight lands on you
Hit by Japanese Bullet Train
Sacrificed to the sun gods
Bathing
wore metal to an MRI machine
Head inside particle accelerator
Launched by Trebuchet
Euthanasia Coaster
Hit by 200mph baseball
100 men vs gorilla
Giant magnifying glass
Failed the magic trick
Landmine
Sent self into sky with weather balloons
Slurred at O'Block
400 Car batteries
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Woodchipper
Titanic
Oceangate
Manhole Cover
Drone
Beirut Port Explosion
Gaming
Pompeii
The Hindenburg
Airplane
Δ P
The MOLASSES FLOOD
Eating Magnets
Byford Dolphin
Implosion
Ate firecracker
Meteor
Kangaroo
Western Duel
gladiator duel
Therac-25
Chernobyl
Flame thrower
Struck by lightning
CIA Blacksite
Piano fell on you
Failed rocket takeoff
Costume shot by hunter
Gas leak
Skydiving accident
Racecar crash
Guillotine
Wedgie
Failed to defuse a bomb
Hit by cannonball
Skateboard Incident
Rubber bands
Grenade
Sanded
B
Demon core
Failed suicide (death sentence)
Soyuz 11
Fall off rooftop
Kobe
Paria Pipeline Disaster
Human Sized Oven
Bhopal Gas Tragedy
Tokyo Subway Sarin Attack
Eaten By lions
Chinese Factory Accident
Benxihu (Honkeiko) Colliery
Ate the little packs that get rid of moisture
Elevator Accident
Concrete boots
Fell into acid
Crocodile
Water on a grease fire
Hydraulic Press
Drank Lava lamp
Tire Exploded in face
moto-GP accident
Inside concrete truck
Fell in concrete
Fell in well
Lawnmower
Lack of love for great leader
Jumping into a giant pile of gold
Burnt at stake
Lawndart
Crucifixion
Seppuku
brain amoeba
Drawn and Quartered
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Gun
Therac-25
Cool Road Accident
Salem Witch Trials
Radium Girls
Cancer
Black Plague
Quicksand
Murdered in sleep
French Revolution (you are royalty)
Accidentally Stabbed Self
Samsung note 7 exploded
Punji Sticks
Cannibalism
BULL
Water Intoxication
Laughter
Kicked by Horse
Buried Alive
Stuck a fork in toaster
Alcohol Poisoning
Poked a bear with a stick
Cave Collapse
Went out into Alaskan wilderness w/o supplies
Eaten by ants
Hypothermia
Victim of spearchucker
4chan spoon trick
The Boats
Belly Flop
Keelhauling
Shitting
Gas Chamber
Old potatoes
Vending Machine
Electric Chair
Firing Squad
Stoning
Sleep Deprivation
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Suffocation
Nutty Putty Cave
Wittenoom
Suicide
Concentration Camps
Heart Attack
Fell down stairs
Unit 731
Prank gone wrong (PULLED GUN!!)
Tik Tok Challenge
Infection from papercut
Scurvy as a college student
Olympics Shit river
Heatstroke
Indian food
Swallowed gas while siphoning gas
Put a generator inside your house instead of outside
Gender reveal gone wrong
Boring road accident
Insulted the wrong gang member
Heart Disease
Gerbil in ass
Flaying
Hung
Boxing
Lethal Injection
Boiling
Electrocuted
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Old age
Drowning
Starvation
Abortion
Chlorine Gas
aneurysm
Overdose
Choked on food
Sex
Peanut butter
Jenkem
Asthma Attack
Stepped on fent needle
Huffing Deodorant
Stroke
Surgery
Created Sep 18, 2026
Ever wondered about the myriad ways life can, quite literally, go sideways? This is your definitive ranking of incidents, from the mundane to the monumentally catastrophic, that could lead to your untimely demise. We're talking everything from the infamous Therac-25 radiation accidents and the terrifying Woodchipper incident to the sheer absurdity of a "Gender Reveal Gone Wrong" or getting "Eaten By Lions." Explore the spectrum of death, from historical horrors like the Salem Witch Trials and the Black Plague to modern anxieties like Oceangate and Tik Tok Challenges. Prepare to be morbidly fascinated by the sheer variety of ways one's existence can be abruptly, and often bizarrely, extinguished.

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