Ranking the legendary Towson guys: from the iconic Gabe and Jake beanie to the enigmatic Ethan and Evan, this list dives deep into the social hierarchy of campus legends. Who reigns supreme? Is it the ever-present Wyatt, the surprisingly insightful Aaron, or the notorious JP? We're also considering the... *unique* contributions of the "Autistic perverts" and the "History chud." Prepare for a controversial, hilarious, and brutally honest assessment of who truly defines the Towson guy experience. Only the most recognizable and impactful figures will achieve S-tier status.