Poudlard express (sans lui pas de poudlard donc le goat)
L'orient express (un des meilleurs agatha christie je veux rien savoir)
Dino train (un indémodable)
A
train de la mine de disney
Le TGV Poitiers/Paris
B
Locomotive a vapeur (l'OG)
Le métro (serait plus haut si ce FDP était pas toujours en retard)
C
Thomas le train (complétement cursed quand on y réfléchit un peu)
Le tramway (le petit cousin un peu con mais on l'aime quand même)
D
Les vieux train du trajet Havre/Paris (avec les chiottes qui sont juste un trou la)
Created Feb 28, 2026
All aboard for the ultimate train ranking! From the magical Hogwarts Express, the undisputed GOAT for obviously magical reasons, to the classic steam locomotive, the OG of rail travel. We're chugging through iconic journeys like the Orient Express, a timeless classic that fuels Agatha Christie fantasies, and even venturing into the whimsical world of Disney's Mine Train. Don't forget the nostalgic charm of the old Havre/Paris trains (hole-in-the-ground toilets and all!) and the beloved Thomas the Tank Engine, though some might find him a bit... cursed. We'll also tackle the much-loved but often frustrating Metro, the dependable TGV, and the quirky tramway. Get ready to debate which locomotive truly rules the rails!