Welcome to the ultimate guide to surviving your Bushwick roommate! This list breaks down the words and phrases that are guaranteed to spark conversation, spark arguments, or just spark pure, unadulterated confusion within your shared Brooklyn abode. From the existential dread of "1 million years in the future" and the intellectual flexing of "Dune" to the contentious topics of "Gentrification" and "Looksmaxxing/jestermaxxing," we're covering it all. Will "The Ramones" unite you or divide you? Does mentioning "Geese" unlock a hidden rage? Find out where your roommate's sanity truly lies with this essential Bushwick survival guide.