Navigating the often-unspoken social hierarchy of Cambridge Tripos degrees? This ranking dives into the perceived "fuckability" of various academic courses, a lighthearted (and entirely subjective!) take on how certain subjects might influence desirability. From the perceived intellectual prowess of Maths and Computer Science to the creative allure of Music and Design, and the practical appeal of Medicine and Engineering, explore where your chosen field lands. Will the humanities like English and History and Politics hold their own against the STEM giants? Discover the unofficial ranking of Tripos "hotness," from the undeniably desirable to the surprisingly overlooked.