Ever wondered which of Ultrakill's brutal denizens would be most competent at the soul-crushing task of tax preparation? This ranking dives deep into the mechanical and demonic minds to assess their potential as accountants. Will the stoic precision of V2 or the sheer, overwhelming power of Flesh Panopticon make them surprisingly adept at deductions? Perhaps the relentless logic of a Gutterman or the ordered chaos of the Virtue could translate to fiscal responsibility. Conversely, the sheer, unadulterated rage of Minos Prime or the existential dread induced by The Corpse of King Minos suggest a less than ideal financial advisor. Prepare for a hilariously grim assessment of who truly has what it takes to navigate the IRS.
