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ways to die Tier List

S Peak
struck by lightning
Spaghettification
Death by fireworks
Uncontrollable laughing
fall damage
A Cool
Lions
Death by Elephant
Exploding in a submarine
Radiation Exposure
Melasse flood
Quick sand
B Mid
Bleeding out
Decapitation
Impalement
Grenade
Cheese avalanche
Tripping over your own beard
Gunshot to the dome
Stoned
bitten by a snake
C Lotta Pain but Very Cool
Gyorgy Dozsa's Throne
Roman Candle (burning)
Cruxifiction
Burning Building
Brazen Bull
Ebullism
D Boring
Sleep
Axe chop to the neck
Heart attack/Stroke
Beat to death
Tetinus
Hanging
Dissentary
Sepsis
Pnemonia
Choking
Suffocating
Drowning
F Pain Not Worth It
Rolled up in a rug and trampled by horses
Death by turkey
Bamboo torture
Sliding down a banister of razerblades
scalped
Ling Chi (Slow Slicing)
Flayed alive
The Breaking Wheel
The Boats (Scaphism)
Rat Bucket
eaten alive by rodents
Created Oct 10, 2026
Many different ways to die ranked from best to worst.

By Captain Chewbacca

S Peak Tier

A Cool Tier

B Mid Tier

C Lotta Pain but Very Cool Tier

D Boring Tier

F Pain Not Worth It Tier