S- Non Negotiable

Grandma+Grandpa Hill

Grandpa Shoemaker

Kyle+Olivia

Grandma Downs

Brady

Alex+Carla

Billy

Sydney

Sam+Val

Grandma+Grandpa K

Tiffan+Ryan

Caleb

Bentley

Carissa+Luke

Grandma+Grandpa Dagon

Olivia

Mike+Kristi

A- Close family and friends

Jackie+Bryan

Kaelyn+Will

maria

Kelley+Blair

larry+christy

brad+gina

eleanor

paul+mystery woman

Phil+Angela

Nate

tim

kathy+mike

Kaiden

Caden

Cameron

darla

Quan

Tyler+Zoe

Zack

Nat+Eric

Kate+Gabe

jocelyn

jeff+jodi

Taylor+Joe

kevin+carol

Lucas

Ella+Emmett

emma

andrea

B- Good Friends

Ian

Hector

Megan

Lalitha

Abdi

Linh

Janet+Larry

Wesley

pat+kristin

noah

David

Gretta

Amy

C- Important People in our lives

Olivia's Mom

Joe's Mom

Joshua

Sophie

Pastor Dan

D- If everybody else can't go

Mindy+Tim

Henry

Ava

The Knapps

Carla's Mom

Daisy

Kiki

Kaitlyn

Elisa

Emily-Work

Reagan

Megan's younger sister and that guy with cat ears

Jillian

F- Absolutely Not

Emily

Char

Elizabet

Jakey

Zeeham

Katy

Elizabet's ex girlfriend

Noah

Leighton

Henry's fat asian friend

Henry's fat white friend

Percy

Nadia

Adam

Madelyn Downs

Created Feb 3, 2026

Planning a wedding means making tough decisions about who makes the cut for your big day. From beloved grandparents like Grandma+Grandpa Hill and Grandma Downs to close friends like Mindy+Tim and Jackie+Bryan, every guest list tells a story of relationships and priorities. This ranking navigates the delicate balance between family obligations (Pastor Dan, various parents), cherished friendships (Ian, Emily, Hector), work connections (Emily-Work), and those awkward invites like "Elizabet's ex girlfriend" and "Henry's fat asian friend." With couples, solo guests, and even "paul+mystery woman" in the mix, it's a humorous yet relatable look at the social calculus that goes into creating the perfect wedding guest list—where everyone from grandparents to "that guy with cat ears" must find their place.

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By Madelyn Downs

S- Non Negotiable Tier

Grandma+Grandpa Hill
Grandpa Shoemaker
Kyle+Olivia
Grandma Downs
Brady
Alex+Carla
Billy
Sydney
Sam+Val
Grandma+Grandpa K
Tiffan+Ryan
Caleb
Bentley
Carissa+Luke
Grandma+Grandpa Dagon
Olivia
Mike+Kristi

C- Important People in our lives Tier

Olivia's Mom
Joe's Mom
Joshua
Sophie
Pastor Dan

D- If everybody else can't go Tier

Mindy+Tim
Henry
Ava
The Knapps
Carla's Mom
Daisy
Kiki
Kaitlyn
Elisa
Emily-Work
Reagan
Megan's younger sister and that guy with cat ears
Jillian

F- Absolutely Not Tier

Emily
Char
Elizabet
Jakey
Zeeham
Katy
Elizabet's ex girlfriend
Noah
Leighton
Henry's fat asian friend
Henry's fat white friend
Percy
Nadia
Adam

Wedding Invites

S- Non Negotiable Tier

A- Close family and friends Tier

B- Good Friends Tier

C- Important People in our lives Tier

D- If everybody else can't go Tier

F- Absolutely Not Tier