tuff

no more mr. nice guy

well, look what the cat dragged in

you’re cruisin for a bruisin

uh oh, here comes trouble!

just gonna squeeze right by ya

get a load of this guy

newsflash, buddy

ruffle my feathers

WHY I OUGHTA

middle aged midwesterner peak

oh yeah, tough guy?

knuckle sandwich

you’re skating on thin ice, BUSTER

that’s why they get paid the big bucks

are you a smart feller or a fart smeller?

you’re barking up the wrong tree, buddy

for pete’s sake

i’ve got bigger fish to fry

you can’t just WALTZ in here

i will rock your world, buddy!

southern grandparents

jeez louise

you kiss your mother with that mouth?

workin hard or hardly workin?

listen here, pal

for heaven’s sake

you can’t cluck with the chickens if you’re hootin with the owls

you bet your bottom dollar

he ain’t coloring with all his crayons

my mom has said this

we’ll cross that bridge when we get there

hold your horses, pal

i’ve had it up to HERE

oh for crying out loud

who’s ready to rock and roll?

decent

they ain’t worth the powder it’d take to blow em up

hold my beer

what’s the damage?

selling like hot cakes

that guy fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

she’s gonna wish she didn’t rattle my cage

boring

i beg your pardon?

it must be free! (thing doesn’t scan at checkout)

take a chill pill

here’s the thing-

jesus, mary, and joseph

you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink

confusing

nice to meet you thirsty, i’m friday

niche for a reason

left a little gas in the tank for ya

lowk rascist

what am i, a monkey’s uncle?

keralajohnson

Created Sep 15, 2026

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shiver me timbers!

it’s not my first rodeo

well who died and made you king?

speak of the devil…

i wasn’t born this morning

i’m THIS close to losing it

not my circus, not my monkeys

you need to cool your jets

well excuuuuuuse me for living, but the graveyards are full

living the dream

“see you later” “not if i see you first!”

good thing we got here when we did

stop running around like a chicken with its head cut off!

oh that is RICH coming from you

you’re pushing it, pal

not gonna get far without these! (car keys)

don’t let the door hit ya on the way out

that ain’t goin nowhere (securing something)

what am i? chopped liver?!

hand me that thingamabob

watchamacallit

teach a man to fish

take a hike

i’ve got a bone to pick with you…

baloney

oh, for the love of all that’s holy

now i’ve just about had enough of this

first things first

wise guy

you’re not that guy, pal

well knock me down and call me shorty

well butter my butt and call me a biscuit

if i had a nickel for every time…

By keralajohnson

tuff Tier

no more mr. nice guy
well, look what the cat dragged in
you’re cruisin for a bruisin
uh oh, here comes trouble!
just gonna squeeze right by ya
get a load of this guy
newsflash, buddy
ruffle my feathers
WHY I OUGHTA

middle aged midwesterner peak Tier

oh yeah, tough guy?
knuckle sandwich
you’re skating on thin ice, BUSTER
that’s why they get paid the big bucks
are you a smart feller or a fart smeller?
you’re barking up the wrong tree, buddy
for pete’s sake
i’ve got bigger fish to fry
you can’t just WALTZ in here
i will rock your world, buddy!

southern grandparents Tier

jeez louise
you kiss your mother with that mouth?
workin hard or hardly workin?
listen here, pal
for heaven’s sake
you can’t cluck with the chickens if you’re hootin with the owls
you bet your bottom dollar
he ain’t coloring with all his crayons

my mom has said this Tier

we’ll cross that bridge when we get there
hold your horses, pal
i’ve had it up to HERE
oh for crying out loud
who’s ready to rock and roll?

decent Tier

they ain’t worth the powder it’d take to blow em up
hold my beer
what’s the damage?
selling like hot cakes
that guy fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
she’s gonna wish she didn’t rattle my cage

boring Tier

i beg your pardon?
it must be free! (thing doesn’t scan at checkout)
take a chill pill
here’s the thing-
jesus, mary, and joseph
you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink

confusing Tier

nice to meet you thirsty, i’m friday

niche for a reason Tier

left a little gas in the tank for ya

lowk rascist Tier

what am i, a monkey’s uncle?