The age-old question, "Why do we exist?" is finally answered, or at least, ranked! This tier list dives headfirst into the deepest philosophical quandaries, from the bleak possibility that "We don't" to the more active, albeit cynical, explanation that existence is "Cause some dipshit decided we must." On the brighter side, perhaps our purpose lies in the pursuit of our "dreams and wants." Explore these profound (and hilarious) theories and decide which existential explanation truly holds water. Prepare for a journey through meaning, or the lack thereof.