Ever wondered how people described being tipsy or completely hammered throughout history? This tier list dives into the colorful and often hilarious lexicon of being drunk, ranking a fascinating collection of slang terms by their perceived quality and historical flavor. From the early 1900s gems like "Lit," "Ginned," and "Ossified" to later classics such as "Plastered," "Bombed," and the rather blunt "Shit faced," we explore the evolution of inebriated adjectives. Discover which words are truly top-shelf and which ones fall flat. It's a journey through linguistic intoxication, showcasing the creative ways we've found to say we've had one too many.