Ever stumbled out of a pub, feeling less than your best? This is the definitive ranking of the most colorful ways to describe someone who's had a bit too much to drink. From the mildly tipsy "Rosy" and "Lit," to the truly "Blotto" and "Ossified" states of inebriation, we've gathered the finest slang. Discover if your preferred term for being "Jingled" or "Shellacked" makes the top tier. Whether you're "Slopped" or simply "Orie eyed," prepare to be amused by this comprehensive lexicon of intoxication.