All your sports teams become losers, but you don't know it
That would suck so much
Only move by doing the butt slapping thing
Takes twice as long to get anywhere
Unemployed for at least 5 years
Your wife is named Bev
OGS
Capital One Revoked
Only listen to jazz
Ramadan
Vegetarian
It would certainly take away from my enjoyment
Only listen to Drake
Be 7'5"
Be 5'2"
Sofaygo's music is gone
DC the Don's music is gone
Live in Jacksonville
Live in Portland
Live in NYC
Never play Fortnite again
You know, there's plenty worse
Name is Jackin' McCreamCheese
Everyone talks like Yoda
Marry Black
Mario mushroom sound when you get hard
Fortnite revolver sound per pulse
Created Feb 20, 2026
Brace yourself for the ultimate "Would You Rather" challenge! This tier list dives deep into hilariously absurd and surprisingly difficult choices. Would you rather only move by doing the butt-slapping thing or have everyone talk like Yoda? Navigate the minefield of options, from naming your kid Cumstain to having Sofaygo's music disappear forever. Can you stomach the idea of being 7'5" or living in Portland? Prepare to question your sanity and your preferences as you rank these bizarre scenarios from "Absolutely Not" to "Surprisingly Okay." Let the ranking commence!