HELL YES

DITTO

Jack Skellington

Tigeress (kung foo panda)

david (lilo and stitch)

Smash

Puss in boots

Green M&M

Bogey man (nightmare before christmas

Guy (from crood)

sally (cars)

lioness lion king

Earl "THE BLACK GUYT" (cloudy chance of meatballs

Mulan ( mulan)

flinn rider (tangled)

Spencer (Icarly)

hiccup ( how to train your draagon)

Sergeant Colhoun (wreck it ralph)

Maybe

princess fiona (but ogre form)

Beast Boy (teen titans)

Horse (tangled)

goldfish (goldfish commercial)

Jack frost (rise of guardians)

Roxanne wolf

Mowe (moana)

Baymax (big hero 6)

captain gantu (shark guy lilo and stitch)

Diego (ice age)

Spiderman (andrew garfield)

lumiere (beauty and the beast)

Slug (from epic)

Toothless (how to train your dragon)

Vaporeon

Nick wild (zootopia)

Korra (legend of korra)

moo-cho (mulan)

johnny and mavis (hotel Transylvania)

Who?

She hulk (lawyer)

Petta malark (hunger games)

(Percy Jacksons mom)

Abby cadabby (sesame street)

Ellie (las t of us 2)

Nod (from epic)

Percy jackson

demolition penguin

Bumblebee (camero)

grim gripper

(bikers frrom the movie bolt)

soup mannequin at macys

yondu (guardians galaxy "blue head")

t-rex (amazing world of gumball)

Jake (avatar)

huntress (finns girlfriend)

Flame princess (adventure time)

Smoke (Sinners)

Mr.peppermint (adventure time)

Jake (adventure time)

Wade (elemental, water guy)

Water (Percy Jackson)

Annabeth (Percy Jackson)

Phone guy (FNAF)

Hades (percy jackson)

Wheel of cheese (cheese-it)

Gamora (guardians of the galaxy)

lealah

joel (last of us)

Hellboy (from hellboy)

Proffessor moriarty (sherlock)

venom (not piece of goo)

Polite pass

Johhny Bravo

ice guy (frozen)

Link (legend of zelda)

mew (the pokemon)

mr miagi (karate kid)

Banjo (banjo and kazooe)

Big bird (sesame street)

lucy (lego movie)

Gill (finding nemo), aka scarfish

likitongue

mrs frizzle

Bear from ostanots

Dory (finding nemo)

Gingerbread (no legs included)

Jack in box mascot

oddy and john (from garfield)

Emmott (Lego movie)

Bonnie hopps ( judy's mom Zootopia)

The bettermans (croods 2)

Mrs. claus (any)

Olaf (frozen)

Zeus (not the dog)

lady (lady and tramp)

rosa parks

lego batman (whole "Package")

helen keller

Ocean (moana)

Terminator

rocket (guardians of galaxy)

skipper (penguins)

JACK SPARROW

EWWWWWWW

101 dalmatians

Rodrick (movie dairy of wimpy kid)

9/11

Green goblin

MR INCREDIBLES BOSS (incredibles)

Strawberry shortcake

Tessa Hedges

Created Feb 27, 2026

Ever wondered which fictional characters are secretly attractive despite all logic saying otherwise? This chaotic collection ranks crushes that require some serious explanation—from Ogre Fiona and Mrs. Frizzle to Toothless the dragon and a literal wheel of cheese. The lineup spans animated classics, video game icons, Marvel heroes, and bizarrely specific choices like "soup mannequin at Macy's" and "demolition penguin." Whether it's Jack Sparrow's roguish charm, the Green M&M's inexplicable appeal, or someone's questionable feelings about Ditto the Pokémon, these rankings celebrate those embarrassing character crushes we've all had but rarely admit. Prepare to judge, relate, and question everything as you explore these wildly unconventional attractions that definitely need some explaining.

(This description was AI-generated)

Remixed fromhear me outby Jesus Cantu

By Tessa Hedges

HELL YES Tier

DITTO
Jack Skellington
Tigeress (kung foo panda)
david (lilo and stitch)

Smash Tier

Puss in boots
Green M&M
Bogey man (nightmare before christmas
Guy (from crood)
sally (cars)
lioness lion king
Earl "THE BLACK GUYT" (cloudy chance of meatballs
Mulan ( mulan)
flinn rider (tangled)
Spencer (Icarly)
hiccup ( how to train your draagon)
Sergeant Colhoun (wreck it ralph)

Maybe Tier

princess fiona (but ogre form)
Beast Boy (teen titans)
Horse (tangled)
goldfish (goldfish commercial)
Jack frost (rise of guardians)
Roxanne wolf
Mowe (moana)
Baymax (big hero 6)
captain gantu (shark guy lilo and stitch)
Diego (ice age)
Spiderman (andrew garfield)
lumiere (beauty and the beast)
Slug (from epic)
Toothless (how to train your dragon)
Vaporeon
Nick wild (zootopia)
Korra (legend of korra)
moo-cho (mulan)
johnny and mavis (hotel Transylvania)

Who? Tier

She hulk (lawyer)
Petta malark (hunger games)
(Percy Jacksons mom)
Abby cadabby (sesame street)
Ellie (las t of us 2)
Nod (from epic)
Percy jackson
demolition penguin
Bumblebee (camero)
grim gripper
(bikers frrom the movie bolt)
soup mannequin at macys
yondu (guardians galaxy "blue head")
t-rex (amazing world of gumball)
Jake (avatar)
huntress (finns girlfriend)
Flame princess (adventure time)
Smoke (Sinners)
Mr.peppermint (adventure time)
Jake (adventure time)
Wade (elemental, water guy)
Water (Percy Jackson)
Annabeth (Percy Jackson)
Phone guy (FNAF)
Hades (percy jackson)
Wheel of cheese (cheese-it)
Gamora (guardians of the galaxy)
lealah
joel (last of us)
Hellboy (from hellboy)
Proffessor moriarty (sherlock)
venom (not piece of goo)

Polite pass Tier

Johhny Bravo
ice guy (frozen)
Link (legend of zelda)
mew (the pokemon)
mr miagi (karate kid)
Banjo (banjo and kazooe)
Big bird (sesame street)
lucy (lego movie)
Gill (finding nemo), aka scarfish
likitongue
mrs frizzle
Bear from ostanots
Dory (finding nemo)
Gingerbread (no legs included)
Jack in box mascot
oddy and john (from garfield)
Emmott (Lego movie)
Bonnie hopps ( judy's mom Zootopia)
The bettermans (croods 2)
Mrs. claus (any)
Olaf (frozen)
Zeus (not the dog)
lady (lady and tramp)
rosa parks
lego batman (whole "Package")
helen keller
Ocean (moana)
Terminator
rocket (guardians of galaxy)
skipper (penguins)
JACK SPARROW

EWWWWWWW Tier

101 dalmatians
Rodrick (movie dairy of wimpy kid)
9/11
Green goblin
MR INCREDIBLES BOSS (incredibles)
Strawberry shortcake