By Jesus Cantu

Smash Tier

Baymax (big hero 6)
Ocean (moana)
captain gantu (shark guy lilo and stitch)
Roxanne wolf
rocket (guardians of galaxy)
Diego (ice age)
Johhny Bravo
Guy (from crood)
Gill (finding nemo), aka scarfish
lego batman (whole "Package")
Toothless (how to train your dragon)
hiccup ( how to train your draagon)
Link (legend of zelda)
Bumblebee (camero)
flinn rider (tangled)
Spiderman (andrew garfield)
Jack frost (rise of guardians)
Smoke (Sinners)
Mulan ( mulan)
Jack in box mascot
Gamora (guardians of the galaxy)
Nod (from epic)
Horse (tangled)
Tigeress (kung foo panda)
lioness lion king
skipper (penguins)
JACK SPARROW
(bikers frrom the movie bolt)
david (lilo and stitch)
DITTO
mew (the pokemon)
likitongue
Rodrick (movie dairy of wimpy kid)
Wade (elemental, water guy)
Beast Boy (teen titans)
johnny and mavis (hotel Transylvania)
Jack Skellington
ice guy (frozen)
MR INCREDIBLES BOSS (incredibles)
Bear from ostanots
Terminator

get me drunk Tier

Bogey man (nightmare before christmas
princess fiona (but ogre form)
demolition penguin
Petta malark (hunger games)
Slug (from epic)
lumiere (beauty and the beast)
Ellie (las t of us 2)
joel (last of us)
lady (lady and tramp)
Puss in boots
Gingerbread (no legs included)
Olaf (frozen)
Green M&M
rosa parks
Mowe (moana)
Zeus (not the dog)
The bettermans (croods 2)
Mrs. claus (any)
Spencer (Icarly)
mrs frizzle
oddy and john (from garfield)
9/11

maybe on bad day Tier

mr miagi (karate kid)
yondu (guardians galaxy "blue head")
Banjo (banjo and kazooe)
Dory (finding nemo)
moo-cho (mulan)
Green goblin
soup mannequin at macys
t-rex (amazing world of gumball)
Big bird (sesame street)

not at all Tier

Abby cadabby (sesame street)
sally (cars)
Hellboy (from hellboy)
Proffessor moriarty (sherlock)
helen keller

Smash

Baymax (big hero 6)

Ocean (moana)

captain gantu (shark guy lilo and stitch)

Roxanne wolf

rocket (guardians of galaxy)

Diego (ice age)

Johhny Bravo

Guy (from crood)

Gill (finding nemo), aka scarfish

lego batman (whole "Package")

Toothless (how to train your dragon)

hiccup ( how to train your draagon)

Link (legend of zelda)

Bumblebee (camero)

flinn rider (tangled)

Spiderman (andrew garfield)

Jack frost (rise of guardians)

Smoke (Sinners)

Mulan ( mulan)

Jack in box mascot

Gamora (guardians of the galaxy)

Nod (from epic)

Horse (tangled)

Tigeress (kung foo panda)

lioness lion king

skipper (penguins)

JACK SPARROW

(bikers frrom the movie bolt)

david (lilo and stitch)

DITTO

mew (the pokemon)

likitongue

Rodrick (movie dairy of wimpy kid)

Wade (elemental, water guy)

Beast Boy (teen titans)

johnny and mavis (hotel Transylvania)

Jack Skellington

ice guy (frozen)

MR INCREDIBLES BOSS (incredibles)

Bear from ostanots

Terminator

get me drunk

Bogey man (nightmare before christmas

princess fiona (but ogre form)

demolition penguin

Petta malark (hunger games)

Slug (from epic)

lumiere (beauty and the beast)

Ellie (las t of us 2)

joel (last of us)

lady (lady and tramp)

Puss in boots

Gingerbread (no legs included)

Olaf (frozen)

Green M&M

rosa parks

Mowe (moana)

Zeus (not the dog)

The bettermans (croods 2)

Mrs. claus (any)

Spencer (Icarly)

mrs frizzle

oddy and john (from garfield)

9/11

maybe on bad day

mr miagi (karate kid)

yondu (guardians galaxy "blue head")

Banjo (banjo and kazooe)

Dory (finding nemo)

moo-cho (mulan)

Green goblin

soup mannequin at macys

t-rex (amazing world of gumball)

Big bird (sesame street)

not at all

Abby cadabby (sesame street)

sally (cars)

Hellboy (from hellboy)

Proffessor moriarty (sherlock)

helen keller

Jesus Cantu

Created Jan 27, 2026

Ever wondered which fictional characters are secretly attractive despite all logic saying otherwise? This chaotic collection ranks crushes that require some serious explanation—from Ogre Fiona and Mrs. Frizzle to Toothless the dragon and a literal wheel of cheese. The lineup spans animated classics, video game icons, Marvel heroes, and bizarrely specific choices like "soup mannequin at Macy's" and "demolition penguin." Whether it's Jack Sparrow's roguish charm, the Green M&M's inexplicable appeal, or someone's questionable feelings about Ditto the Pokémon, these rankings celebrate those embarrassing character crushes we've all had but rarely admit. Prepare to judge, relate, and question everything as you explore these wildly unconventional attractions that definitely need some explaining.

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