Puking (Couldnt come to school)

Test on horizon (Gym)

Supper with cousins and uncle (Gym at 7pm)

Sinuses are plugged and cant breathe without snot falling out of my nose (Gym)

Tori is not home until later (attended gym later in the day with tori)

Toris parents are coming up (Gym)

Shitting guts out from pre workout (Gym)

Forgotten assignment is due today (Gym)

Has to go to his brothers in the evening (Gym)

Wants to clean apartment at 2pm. Refuses to clean after the gym (Gym)

Sore from cutting meat (Gym)

Satisfied with weight he is losing (Cutting) (Gym)

I wasnt personally invited (Aidens Party)

Ate entire pepperoni pizza then had shits the next day (he is lactose intolerant)

Cooking supper at 2pm (Gym)

Couldnt fall asleep, played video games and watched anime all night (Gym)

Waiting until the start of the year rush is over (Gym)

Korbin is Retarded

Going to slaugher steer cant come skiing (Trip was planned 2 months ago)

Cant bring ski gear (Ski Trip)

K Okada

Created Feb 10, 2026

Dive into the hilarious world of "Korbin's Excuses," a definitive ranking of the most creative, questionable, and downright unbelievable reasons for skipping out on activities. From the classic "puking" to avoid school, to elaborate "slaughtering a steer" to miss skiing, Korbin's repertoire is vast. Witness the epic struggle of avoiding the gym with gems like "shitting guts out from pre-workout" and "sinuses plugged." We've also got the post-pizza digestive drama and the classic "forgotten assignment." Is Aiden's party a no-go because Korbin "wasn't personally invited"? Prepare to be amused, bewildered, and perhaps even a little inspired by this ultimate collection of evasions.

(This description was AI-generated)

Remixed fromKorbin's Excusesby Tyler Mokry

By K Okada

S Tier

Puking (Couldnt come to school)
Test on horizon (Gym)
Supper with cousins and uncle (Gym at 7pm)

A Tier

Sinuses are plugged and cant breathe without snot falling out of my nose (Gym)
Tori is not home until later (attended gym later in the day with tori)
Toris parents are coming up (Gym)

B Tier

Shitting guts out from pre workout (Gym)
Forgotten assignment is due today (Gym)
Has to go to his brothers in the evening (Gym)

C Tier

Wants to clean apartment at 2pm. Refuses to clean after the gym (Gym)
Sore from cutting meat (Gym)
Satisfied with weight he is losing (Cutting) (Gym)
I wasnt personally invited (Aidens Party)

D Tier

Ate entire pepperoni pizza then had shits the next day (he is lactose intolerant)
Cooking supper at 2pm (Gym)
Couldnt fall asleep, played video games and watched anime all night (Gym)
Waiting until the start of the year rush is over (Gym)

Korbin is Retarded Tier

Going to slaugher steer cant come skiing (Trip was planned 2 months ago)
Cant bring ski gear (Ski Trip)