Puking (Couldnt come to school)

Test on horizon (Gym)

Supper with cousins and uncle (Gym at 7pm)

Sinuses are plugged and cant breathe without snot falling out of my nose (Gym)

Tori is not home until later (attended gym later in the day with tori)

Toris parents are coming up (Gym)

Shitting guts out from pre workout (Gym)

Forgotten assignment is due today (Gym)

Has to go to his brothers in the evening (Gym)

claims sickness, cancel wing challenge, wants to do a rager 2 days later

Wants to clean apartment at 2pm. Refuses to clean after the gym (Gym)

Sore from cutting meat (Gym)

Satisfied with weight he is losing (Cutting) (Gym)

I wasnt personally invited (Aidens Party)

Ate entire pepperoni pizza then had shits the next day (he is lactose intolerant)

Cooking supper at 2pm (Gym)

Couldnt fall asleep, played video games and watched anime all night (Gym)

Waiting until the start of the year rush is over (Gym)

Korbin is Retarded

Going to slaugher steer cant come skiing (Trip was planned 2 months ago)

Cant bring ski gear (Ski Trip)

Tyler Mokry

Created Jan 29, 2026

Ever wonder what happens when someone becomes a master of creative avoidance? Korbin has perfected the art of ducking out on commitments with an impressive arsenal of justifications. From pre-workout induced digestive disasters and lactose intolerance pizza incidents to conveniently timed apartment cleaning sessions at 2pm, his excuses span the full spectrum of believability. Whether it's mysterious sinus issues, forgotten assignments, or the classic "I played video games all night and can't function," Korbin's repertoire covers gym sessions, ski trips, and social gatherings alike. Particularly notable are the contradictions—claiming sickness to cancel a wing challenge, only to propose a rager two days later. This ranking system immortalizes the legendary excuses that have helped one person maintain an impressive track record of creative absenteeism.

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3 Remixes

By Tyler Mokry

S Tier

Puking (Couldnt come to school)
Test on horizon (Gym)
Supper with cousins and uncle (Gym at 7pm)

A Tier

Sinuses are plugged and cant breathe without snot falling out of my nose (Gym)
Tori is not home until later (attended gym later in the day with tori)
Toris parents are coming up (Gym)

B Tier

Shitting guts out from pre workout (Gym)
Forgotten assignment is due today (Gym)
Has to go to his brothers in the evening (Gym)

C Tier

claims sickness, cancel wing challenge, wants to do a rager 2 days later
Wants to clean apartment at 2pm. Refuses to clean after the gym (Gym)
Sore from cutting meat (Gym)
Satisfied with weight he is losing (Cutting) (Gym)
I wasnt personally invited (Aidens Party)

D Tier

Ate entire pepperoni pizza then had shits the next day (he is lactose intolerant)
Cooking supper at 2pm (Gym)
Couldnt fall asleep, played video games and watched anime all night (Gym)
Waiting until the start of the year rush is over (Gym)

Korbin is Retarded Tier

Going to slaugher steer cant come skiing (Trip was planned 2 months ago)
Cant bring ski gear (Ski Trip)