Puking (Couldnt come to school)

Test on horizon (Gym)

Supper with cousins and uncle (Gym at 7pm)

Sinuses are plugged and cant breathe without snot falling out of my nose (Gym)

Tori is not home until later (attended gym later in the day with tori)

Toris parents are coming up (Gym)

Shitting guts out from pre workout (Gym)

Forgotten assignment is due today (Gym)

Has to go to his brothers in the evening (Gym)

Wants to clean apartment at 2pm. Refuses to clean after the gym (Gym)

Sore from cutting meat (Gym)

Satisfied with weight he is losing (Cutting) (Gym)

I wasnt personally invited (Aidens Party)

Ate entire pepperoni pizza then had shits the next day (he is lactose intolerant)

Cooking supper at 2pm (Gym)

Couldnt fall asleep, played video games and watched anime all night (Gym)

Waiting until the start of the year rush is over (Gym)

Korbin is Retarded

Going to slaugher steer cant come skiing (Trip was planned 2 months ago)

Cant bring ski gear (Ski Trip)

K Okada

Created Feb 10, 2026

Dive into the epic saga of Korbin's excuses, a meticulously ranked collection of his most creative (and sometimes questionable) reasons for avoiding obligations. From the classic "puking" to the surprisingly specific "shitting guts out from pre-workout," this list covers a spectrum of avoidance tactics. Will a last-minute "cooking supper" at 2 PM outrank the well-planned "going to slaughter steer" to avoid skiing? Witness the strategic genius behind "forgotten assignment is due today" and the sheer audacity of "couldn't fall asleep, played video games and watched anime all night." Prepare to be entertained, bewildered, and perhaps even a little inspired by the art of the excuse.

(This description was AI-generated)

Remixed fromKorbin's Excusesby Tyler Mokry

By K Okada

S Tier

Puking (Couldnt come to school)
Test on horizon (Gym)
Supper with cousins and uncle (Gym at 7pm)

A Tier

Sinuses are plugged and cant breathe without snot falling out of my nose (Gym)
Tori is not home until later (attended gym later in the day with tori)
Toris parents are coming up (Gym)

B Tier

Shitting guts out from pre workout (Gym)
Forgotten assignment is due today (Gym)
Has to go to his brothers in the evening (Gym)

C Tier

Wants to clean apartment at 2pm. Refuses to clean after the gym (Gym)
Sore from cutting meat (Gym)
Satisfied with weight he is losing (Cutting) (Gym)
I wasnt personally invited (Aidens Party)

D Tier

Ate entire pepperoni pizza then had shits the next day (he is lactose intolerant)
Cooking supper at 2pm (Gym)
Couldnt fall asleep, played video games and watched anime all night (Gym)
Waiting until the start of the year rush is over (Gym)

Korbin is Retarded Tier

Going to slaugher steer cant come skiing (Trip was planned 2 months ago)
Cant bring ski gear (Ski Trip)