Puking (Couldnt come to school)

Test on horizon (Gym)

Supper with cousins and uncle (Gym at 7pm)

Sinuses are plugged and cant breathe without snot falling out of my nose (Gym)

Tori is not home until later (attended gym later in the day with tori)

Toris parents are coming up (Gym)

Shitting guts out from pre workout (Gym)

Forgotten assignment is due today (Gym)

Has to go to his brothers in the evening (Gym)

claims sickness, cancel wing challenge, wants to do a rager 2 days later

Wants to clean apartment at 2pm. Refuses to clean after the gym (Gym)

Sore from cutting meat (Gym)

Satisfied with weight he is losing (Cutting) (Gym)

I wasnt personally invited (Aidens Party)

Ate entire pepperoni pizza then had shits the next day (he is lactose intolerant)

Cooking supper at 2pm (Gym)

Couldnt fall asleep, played video games and watched anime all night (Gym)

Waiting until the start of the year rush is over (Gym)

Korbin is Retarded

Going to slaugher steer cant come skiing (Trip was planned 2 months ago)

Cant bring ski gear (Ski Trip)

K Okada

Created Feb 24, 2026

Korbin's excuses are legendary, a masterclass in creative avoidance, primarily for gym-related activities. From "sinuses plugged" to "cooking supper at 2 pm," this list chronicles the most ingenious reasons for skipping a workout. Witness the spectrum of justifications, from the believable (but still suspicious) "sore from cutting meat" to the truly baffling "ate entire pepperoni pizza then had shits the next day (he is lactose intolerant)." Whether it's a ski trip, a wing challenge, or a simple class, Korbin has a reason. Can you rank the sheer audacity and creativity of these excuses?

(This description was AI-generated)

Remixed fromKorbin's Excusesby Tyler Mokry

By K Okada

S Tier

Puking (Couldnt come to school)
Test on horizon (Gym)
Supper with cousins and uncle (Gym at 7pm)

A Tier

Sinuses are plugged and cant breathe without snot falling out of my nose (Gym)
Tori is not home until later (attended gym later in the day with tori)
Toris parents are coming up (Gym)

B Tier

Shitting guts out from pre workout (Gym)
Forgotten assignment is due today (Gym)
Has to go to his brothers in the evening (Gym)

C Tier

claims sickness, cancel wing challenge, wants to do a rager 2 days later
Wants to clean apartment at 2pm. Refuses to clean after the gym (Gym)
Sore from cutting meat (Gym)
Satisfied with weight he is losing (Cutting) (Gym)
I wasnt personally invited (Aidens Party)

D Tier

Ate entire pepperoni pizza then had shits the next day (he is lactose intolerant)
Cooking supper at 2pm (Gym)
Couldnt fall asleep, played video games and watched anime all night (Gym)
Waiting until the start of the year rush is over (Gym)

Korbin is Retarded Tier

Going to slaugher steer cant come skiing (Trip was planned 2 months ago)
Cant bring ski gear (Ski Trip)