#1 on google, put it on essays, speeches, just yes
“I can love chicken nuggies and still love the gays.” -Evie Knight
“I carry the load.” -Ben Schwarz
"Stop spitting on me you filthy animal."-Val Goode
"Wait, what state is New York in again?" -Norah Smith
"Oh my god. Just killed a goose." -Charity Kleier
"Can't you just... take off your acne?" -Brady Burkett
“It takes us months to learn how to play a note right, but you’re just like, ‘Haha, key go bingbong.’” -Will Krueger
"I wonder if kids born in China have a label on them that says, 'Made in China'." -Ripkin Rohloff
"Fut the shuck up." - Shiloh Speciners
“LET ME LIVE MY PRETTY PRINCE LIFE.” -Ripkin Rohloff
“Donkey tatas in your burrito.” -James Krueger
“These children need The Lord.” -Loni Obluda
"I'm gonna start barkin." -Will Krueger
"I'm about to unconceal my concealed firearm if you don't give me my fries in the next 5 seconds." -Ripkin Rohloff
"I'll throw hands with fractions." -Nicole Sietsma
“I’ll shoot you in one hole and out the other.” -Evie Knight
“There’s nothing funny about Jeffrey Epstein.” -Aspen Ligon
"Can I bite this balloon and drink up all it's helium?" -Norah Smith
“Connection unstable. Just like me!” -Evie Knight
“If Jesus was alive right now, y’all would’ve called him a socialist and deported him.” -James Krueger
“Is that the missisippi? It’s ugly.” Ellie McMeeking
“I need to be like chained up in a mental asylum like what the hell is wrong with me?” -Billie Russell
"I'm not gonna deepthroat a chicken." -Will Krueger
“I can always go higher. Just sniff more.” -Ripkin Rohloff
"Nothing says America like deep-fried eagles." -Loni Obluda
"We're not cows, we're majestic sheep!" -Loni Obluda
"These seventh graders are fuckin rabid." -Val Goode
"Don't poke, stab." -Ripkin Rohloff
inside joke material. emphasis on inside
"No, HE just killed a goose, not me!" -Charity Kleier
“The cow was just a coincidence. A cowincidence.” -Michael Krueger
“Okay boo boo.” -Ellie McMeeking
"Tell me that does not look like the face of an idiot." -Nicole Sietsma
"Why is this pencil so long?" -Lydia Redder
“Squeaky cheeks.” -Mrs. Obluda/Ben Schwarz
“Don’t feed the creature.” -Sam Holbrook
“We can just kidnap you. We’re not legally required to bring you home.” -Austen Smith
“I’ll put my barrel in your cracker.” -Will Krueger
“When the two balls bang together…” -Frenchy Morrisette
“But he’s the cutest muffin ever!” -Austen Smith
“Why didn’t that go in, bro?” -Ripkin Rohloff
“I got a pokey in my underwear.” -Billie Russell
“Eat a dick, pal.” -James Krueger
“He may not have food, but he has has friends. And when they get hungry enough, they’ll eat each other. Anyways.” -Evie Knight
"I like opiods." -Jazz Mooney
"Can you laugh off pounds?" -Aniya Frierson
“What happened? Was she abused? -Ben Sichmeller
"He's literally made of 5 twigs and a rock head." -Sage Maggiore
"Zoe, let's just pretend to be normal. You don't have to be normal, just pretend for us." -Nicole Seitsma
“Burgers are meat smoothies actually.” -Austen Smith
“Goodbye Denver, hello Colorado.” -Breccan Laffey
"I'm a grown man. I mean woman." -Charity Kleier
"You also have chin wrinkles. Chinkles." -Will Krueger
"I have blowing skills too." -Will Krueger
“WHAT IF HE MEANT FEET?!?!” -Lela Kaufman
“I’m sorry I don’t find mustard attractive.” -Julianna Lehman
okay i can get behind this one
“Indiana is a piece of shit.” -Sam Bren
"If its kind, it's okay." -Ms. Gidrewicz or whatever
"I hope you trip over yourself and spill hot tea on a child." -Lydia Redder
"A little begging child in the streets of Romania." -Petr Holubar
"Ignorance is bliss when it comes to hot homophobic celebrity men." -Will Krueger
“It’s a beautiful tool. I love it.” -Evie Knight
“I actually really like massacres.” -Analeigh Beslisle
"I do kiss fish, thank you. I am that ldesperate." -Zoe Cooper-Serna
"Cleveland? I heard cleavage." -Charity Kleier
"That should be the illegal stuff. Not taking lead balls out of your neck sack." -Val Goode
“Your crack is so crooked!” -Austen Smith
*starts changing* "You girl, I girl, it's okay!" *proceeds to piss herself* - Shiloh Speciner
“Felicia, go back in.” -Charity Kleier
"I'm so good with scissors. Just look what I did to my bangs."-Zoe Cooper-Serna
“Like nudity?!?!” -Aspen Ligon
“Yes, Olive is ahead of Elijah. I like her more.” -Evie Knight
"Do you think they blocked Foot Finder?" -Sarah Tenbrink
“Say little ginger man tap dancing.” -Val Goode
“I’d love to give anorexia a go but my body is build for food.” -Helen Goode
“This is the dildo tree.” -Lilly Kneiszler
“We have a handshake. It’s basically marriage.” -River Sichmeller
“I wanna go to the top.” -Evie Knight
“Hot hot bitch motherfucking ow.” -Billie Russell
"I'm built carbonated." -Grace Cox
“Is cool. Wink wink… why the fuck did i say that?” -Billie Russell
“Everything wishes it was Dawn, let’s be real.” -Billie Russell
“I am still a virgin.” -Ripkin Rohloff
"If Will is a lesbian, doesn't that mean he's just straight with extra steps?" -Zoe Cooper-Serna
“I don’t think I wanna bite your stomach.” -Analeigh Beslisle
“You can be lesbians. It’s okay.” -Lela Kaufman
you didn't stick out to me. (dance moms mentioned)
"Why are we talking about Grace like she's a smokable substance?." -Zoe Cooper-Serna
“I like 69.” -Evie Knight
“They’re so warm.” -Evie Knight
“It’s like pilates on crack.” -Loni Obluda
"My dih is not dih-ing right now!" -Grace Cox
“Well if you’re vegan phobic that means you’re not nice.” -The Vegan Teacher
“Well it’s a good thing your face isn’t ugly, so you can have ugly fingers and no one will notice.” -Analeigh Beslisle
“Can you put your hand in?” -Analeigh Beslisle
“well he’ll prob grow out of the acne. sadly you can’t grow out of being ginger.” -Evie Knight
“Men from Dubai, no lie.” -Rando Lady in Denver
"Is Smurf cum blue? That's the question of the day." -Will Krueger
“Nikola swallows people with her dih. It’s shaped like the demigorgon from Stranger Things.” -Will Krueger
"I am a biohazard." -Sarah Tenbrink
“She’s slim thick.” -Val Goode
“I’m a bacon eater.” -Loni Obluda
“He’s just a dumbass straight boy with a different perspective.” -Will Krueger
“I’m flesh, thank you.” -Val Goode
"She revolves around David now." -Maycie Snowdon
"Get your cheekies back to your assigned spot." -Nicole Seitsma
“The dresses will come in freakishly long.” -Loni Obluda
oh... that's not...
“Cuz you’ve seen his thing?” -Evie Knight
“You gotta grind up the pigs before you snort them anyways.” -Michael Krueger
"I'm scared to bend over." -Luci Guido
“Hold on, I think my brother is beating up my cat.” -Ellie McMeeking
" I wanna fatshame someone." -Grace Cox
“I saw that tongue.” -Will Krueger
"Yeah. My butthole is tiny." -Zoe Cooper-Serna
"Why can I feel my heartbeat in my asshole?" -Sarah Tenbrink
“The door will always be open. So will my legs.” -Evie Knight
“I’m a predator.” -Ripkin Rohloff
“Ya don’t wanna leave it dangling, ya know?” -Evie Knight
"She's caressing my curves." -Adaya Bravo
“Can I touch it?” -Olive Giuliani
“Snow White has a foot dick.” -Ripkin Rohloff
“I’m not. Because i’m the hole.” -Evie Knight
"I love being on the Norah rollercoaster. There's so many feelings." -Evy Trimmer
“Damn he knows how to do it.” -Val Goode
"I need to kill it! I got it. Oh wait, she's still alive." -Val Goode
no. just no.
“I love eating the big balls.” -Analeigh Beslisle
"Some people don't like it because it's hard." -Ms. Gidrewicz or whatever
“Oh it’s wet down there.” -River Sichmeller
“Cuz. They’re big.” -Quinn Burback
"Don't take it out and make it awkward." -Ripkin Rohloff
“Yeah, put it in.” -Evie Knight
“Donde está my fuckin dad?” -Will Krueger
“I just need to get between your legs for a second.” -Will Krueger
“That’s my tit. It’s pretty big. You can have it if you want.” -Analeigh Beslisle
"Like, seriously! I just realized, it's so long. Quote book." -Lydia Redder
“Who’s in you?!? I’m in you.” -Analeigh Beslisle
“I’ll put anything I want into the universe, or into you.” -Evie Knight
"This thing is so long! Mr. Cumdih." -Halsey Burton
“It’s a bag of wooden fucks. Put it in.” -Analeigh Beslisle
“Your name looks retarded.” -Lydia Redder
"It's only a problem if its wet." -Nicole Sietsma
"I wish restraining orders weren't a thing." -Sarah Tenbrink
“As Olive once said, ‘Can I touch it?’”-Flynn Sullivan
"I plan to do it on my period so I have an excuse to be a bitch." -Val Goode
"I wonder if anyone has ever tried to like... give birth to the world. If that makes sense." -Aniya Frierson
“Me and Sam had her do it with hard and soft ones.” -Evie Knight
“So gorgeous, I love seeing placenta everywhere.” -Billie Russell
“Let’s go from the bottom up, shall we?”-Will Krueger
BURNING THIS AND THROWING YOU STRAIGHT INTO HELL
“I’ll go up Calliou’s chute. Wait, other way around.” -Evie Knight
“It feels nice on my tongue.” -Evie Knight
“My feet are getting fucked from the back.” -Luci Guido
“My dad forced me to watch boobcock.” -Brooke Bower
“I just say ‘that’s what she said’, and ‘harder daddy’, but that’s it!” -Austen Smith
“Oh I wanna sucky dick.” -Evie Knight
“Oh boy i’m tight.” -Evie Knight
“I’m rabid for toenails.” -Analeigh Beslisle
"You look like a white man with slaves." -Lydia Redder
“First I was jerking off to my granddad, now I like Ted Bundy.” -Ripkin’s Fav Podcast Ig
"I like edging in Gus." -Rye Evans
“I would be a pedophile. Loud and proud.” -Evie Knight
“I’m feeling the vibrations in my throat. That feels nice.” -Evie Knight
“Nikola, you swallowed it whole!” -Valerie Goode
“It’s the one with a dick in his mouth sideways.” -Evie Knight
“I love little girls. They’re so cute bro.” -Billie Russell
"I always finish." -Ripkin Rohloff
"I therapize myself. And others." -Ripkin Rohloff
"Doesn't Lee look like he could suck some dick?" -Sarah Tenbrink
"I'll touch it by the tip." -Rye Evans
"Give me head, Lee Doe." -Gus Fling
"At least let me swallow." -Lily Kneizler
“We love ozempic dogs.” -Zoe Cooper-Serna
"My sister is pregnant. I'm gonne be a dad!" Holden Koenig
“If I could kidnap a baby, I would.” Olive Giuliani
Remixed fromQuotes. You've been warned.by William Krueger